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smooth sexting

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.
I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.
by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009
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smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.
I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty
Hey babe, are virgin smooth tonight?
by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018
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Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.
"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."
by fag-inator May 30, 2023
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Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021
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Smooth brain

A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.
She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
by Truebeing May 30, 2024
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Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias
1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice
by Creamy cow November 10, 2021
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