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The Skull

A location where fines are paid for the enjoyment of team beers
The Skull is flush, let's give it all away so we can't enjoy it!

Dad we need cash for breakfast...did you check The Skull son?....oh wait you gave it all away.
by Saraha696969 December 20, 2023
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Iron Skull

A man with an iron skull is someone that is hard headed, but also fearless and strong.
He is a man with an iron skull and a silver tongue.
by TheGreatGede August 17, 2021
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Skull

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.
"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."
by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017
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skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.
"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.
by palice October 23, 2012
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Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.
"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"
by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017
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Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022
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Skull Fuck

V. The act during a physical altercation in which an individual firmly grasps with one hand the temporal region of another individuals head. More specifically stated with their thumb firmly pressed into the eye socket region and the remaining four fingers used as a gripping vice wrapped around the back of the head. The benefit allows full control an individual better known as the aggressee or "Lil' Bitch" by the aggressor or "The Deliverer of Fuck Around And Find Outs" with something so simple and effortless like the "flick-a-da-wrist" whilst engaging in a physical altercation or better known as a "fight", "throwing down", good "ole fashion fisticuffs", and "beating the brakes off someone", or more specifically described by some as "childhood memories" "daddy why did you have to do that to mommy". If this move deemed Skull Fuck is done correctly it can end an altercation before it even starts as demonstrated as such on many occasions by one of our generations greatest Fuck & Fight Masters, DJ Searles. He has performed this move with master class and precision since the the dawn of Fuck Around & Find Outs.
1) "If you don't get the fuck away from me I'm going to Skull Fuck the shit out of you."

2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"
by Master Fuck n Fights January 5, 2024
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