What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
by temnorepice August 11, 2015
Get the rusty servermug. A server dwelling person. Normally likes to be in a server room at night and at a computer during the day. Server Buckmans are not normally seen during the day but you know they are always working on servers or near a keyboard.
by ServerRoom April 9, 2023
Get the Server Buckmanmug. by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
Get the Windows Server 2007mug. by iiiiiioren December 14, 2019
Get the karmen's servermug. me fighting somone: 🙂
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
guy1: hey
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024
Get the mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who knowmug.