Nefarious Johntarious

A verb describing something so downright ridiculous that it's warranted for an extended "Nefarious".

"Graduation is Kanye West's worst album."

"Oh naw bro that's actually Nefarious Johntarious."

by EnderThatGuy January 29, 2025

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Sedatious

A better president than oneself.

Obama was sedatious.

by Kendale27 July 23, 2025

Sedatious

Sedatious, meaning a serene beauty, and also beautiful thoughts.
It is said in colloquial circles that it might have come from combining sedate with gracious and radiant. It is meant to be used to describe serene beauty in art, music and the written word, as well as appearing on the visages of certain humans and animals.
It isn’t officially a word yet, (as of July 2025) but is in the process of being recognized by Collins dictionary, Merriam-Webster, and others.

"She (or He) is so chill and good looking and smart, in fact, she's (he's) sedatious."

This could easily be said about Obama or Renee Russo.

by Halo Kitty July 27, 2025

Seriousball

Similar to the word goofball but instead the person is serious

Omarion is a “seriousball”since he’s always serious

by annareyouok September 18, 2025

Sedatious

Attractive, sexy, really hot

President Obama is sedatious

by BlackSheepsOpinion October 3, 2025

Seriously though

Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.

I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.

Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025