Southern Bandit

An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.
1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Southern Bandit.

2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
by Johnny 55 January 29, 2011
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Southern chainsaw

When a redneck licks the pussy of an underage female relative extremely fast.
Redneck: Yesterday I pulled a Southern chainsaw on my 12yo cousin, she could not walk afterwards
by Ar-Pharazon King of the Sea November 14, 2018
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Southern Saliva

Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region
Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.
by Bean Cellar March 02, 2011
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Southern Cave Warbler

South Austrailian slang for a lesbian. Started in Sydney where schoolkids tried to get it mentioned in class.
Susan has been seen kissing a girl. I think shes is a bit of a Southern Cave Warbler.
by Dr. J a.k.a Chris November 15, 2004
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Southern Thumbs Up

When you put your Thumb in someones Ass.
Person 1: "I just gave my girlfriend a southern thumbs up!"
Person 2: "Dang that's crazy."
by SandalV2 August 21, 2021
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Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)
Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.
by Ross P. September 28, 2003
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southern facial

when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face

a threat
im gonna give u a southern facial you faggot
by sam and nick April 24, 2008
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