bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023

Inbox Rotting

When one friends someone and instead of hitting accept or ignore, they press 'pending' and thus you are stuck in facebook limbo. The person can see updates of you on their news feed & vice versa, on profile picture updates, likes, friends, and posts to current friends. This can also be utilized by people who are bitches and instead of accepting a re-friend after a falling out, they leave the whole situation up in the air- in a creepy way where they can keep tabs on you.
You literally have your friend request left rotting in their inbox.

GUY: So she deleted every one she used to be friends with after that fight we all had- but I sent her a friend request after it all blew over... My mistake
FRIEND: what did she do?
GUY: Dumb bitch left me Inbox Rotting for like weeks!
FRIEND: Creepy, she was probably tracking you all that time!

by Typical... facebook May 20, 2011

Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

Rotting

Another word for being tragically hungover, because the fumes of the alcohol are seeping out of your pores as you feel the wrath of the scaries.

Kelly: how are you feeling after last night? I’m so ill

Melissa: dude I’m rotting, I’m never drinking again

by richellealexis July 29, 2022

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023