Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

Robot

the thing that is going to take over us soon

Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?

by Nyan dog May 22, 2020

Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023

Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger

by FunnyJunk2010 August 08, 2024

Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 04, 2018

Reverse Robot Cowgirl

When the girl puts her legs up and then on the ground

This chick Alie let me go reverse robot cowgirl on her last night

by Aliesdaddy312 November 12, 2020

Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.

Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."

by shesclassist April 10, 2024