Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

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pony gowder

pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven

fuck me man these prawn crackers are pony gowder

by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021

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Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

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pony girl

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

by lnorennny July 30, 2006

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ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit December 24, 2007

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trick pony

n. An entity's greatest asset and last resort for eliminating competition of a threatening nature.

Jeff: "I hear that the delay on the PS3 release was to give developers more time to complete games for it."

Tom: "Looks like the Microsoft is pulling out its trick pony."

Jeff: "Oh you talkin' bout Halo 3?"

Tom: "What else would I be talkin' about?"

by Juanitolon August 30, 2008

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