pony out

give money.
pay your dues.

"why don't you pony out?"

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

pony girl

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

by lnorennny July 30, 2006

ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit December 24, 2007

trick pony

n. An entity's greatest asset and last resort for eliminating competition of a threatening nature.

Jeff: "I hear that the delay on the PS3 release was to give developers more time to complete games for it."

Tom: "Looks like the Microsoft is pulling out its trick pony."

Jeff: "Oh you talkin' bout Halo 3?"

Tom: "What else would I be talkin' about?"

by Juanitolon August 30, 2008

Pony whip

(v.) the act of intercourse involving a male and a female where the female is sitting/riding on top of the male. The male begins to walk, then the female (wanting to pick up speed) begins to whip the male in his groin region

John: Man my dick really hurts
Oliver: wtf, why!?
John: My girl pony whipped the shit out of me last night
Oliver: you're a pussy

by JohnJ1292 July 30, 2011