Italian Hot Pocket

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.

I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.

by fubsish October 7, 2009

Meat Pocket

A place for someone to stick thier dick, usually a pussy.

Damn Tony, I got wasted last night and put my dick in sandra's warm and moist meat pocket.

by Smoking Boner August 27, 2003

pockly

A word used to describe the small mouth-parts of various animals, from where the whiskers emerge.
Example: Whiskers on a cat grow from the "Pockly" bits near it's mouth.

Awww, I love those Pockly bits on cats. Y'know, where the whiskers come from?

by Suicide-notary October 2, 2007

pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

by razornova August 25, 2008

Pocket Trumpet

Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.

Baby we don't have time for a quickie but maybe a pocket trumpet?

by brokenresearch January 17, 2011

Air Pockets

Deflated empty tits

Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be

I love my girlfriend I just wish she didn't have air pockets for tits

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Put your balls in your pocket

1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.

2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.

Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.

Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...



Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?

Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.

by Yay! Pseudonym! June 25, 2008