last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Wreck The Place

Proceeding to cause grievous harm on the environment by abusing and attacking various objects/people.
Similar to "Fucking Shit Up"

Yeah I agree,let's go somewhere,wreck the place

by hon the lads October 14, 2011

Public Place Itches

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

by CBer361 May 30, 2023

fun place

The fun place is when you pull a blanket over your head, and start making beatboxing noises under the blanket to simulate the club.

When my girlfriend made me mad, I went the fun place.

by Mike OxLong EnHard June 14, 2023

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

This Place

A room filled with teenagers who are forced to be there. They all face the front of the room for an hour, talk, and barely listen to the teacher, who by the way, also does not want to be there.

I met you in this place with hardly any air...a very crowded place, where we would always stare.

by Lil Rig October 22, 2023