Long Dong Ping Pong 

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

Long Dong Ping Pong by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong 

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

Ding-dong ping-pong by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

toilet ping 

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

toilet ping by nlan1 August 14, 2010

Corporate Ping Pong 

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.

RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!

Corporate Ping Pong by myrightnut November 16, 2016

fair ping 

Like meaning fair enough but in the context of something being stupid or dumb

Yo I kissed a dog today
Fair ping

fair ping by Bubblestuff March 14, 2019

@Splash Ping 

@Splash Ping a

@Splash Ping

@Splash Ping by 2nfg July 24, 2020

Pang Ping Hor 

A Dumbass

You Such A "Pang Ping Hor".

Pang Ping Hor by PingTheDumbass February 28, 2023