A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020

Pecalmond Pie

An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .

Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!

by moongirl16 November 5, 2020

Pie drop

When a female drops her vagina in your mouth or face

I let her do that pie drop on me.

by Leon Williams III May 26, 2017

K-Pie

When an individual squats on a key lime pie making an imprint of their genitals and then proceeds to have their partner(s) lick it off of them while bending over or via face sitting.

Do you want to come over this weekend for some K-pieing? The neighbors just made a fresh batch of key lime pies!

by Ripperroo5000 March 19, 2022

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

Sky Pie

When a gentleman decides to join the mile high club with his lady but, amidst the erotic action of love-making the gentleman accidentally creampies his lady.

"Hey wanna join the mile high club?"
"Sure *heehee*, do u have a rubber?"
"Nah bitch don't worry about it my pullout game is strong"
...
"Hey, yea uhhh I'm sorry but, I just sky pied you"

by Tim Rayner'a 3rd cousin August 4, 2017