Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.

why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer

by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005

fadge packer

One who packs half-bales of wool. a complete retard and usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

A vegan homosexual.

Rotorua mitre 10's employees.

"Jimmy you slacker, stop bieng a homo and help me pack these fadges"

"i'm getting out of this hole, mitre 10 is full of fadge packers!"

Nick-"whats wrong mate?"
Paul-"oh my back is killing me, ive been packing fadges all night"

by Pond_Scumley December 17, 2007

Maria Packard

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.

I love Maria Packard, she is amazing.

by sydmar225519 June 14, 2013

Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

pudding packer

to pack pudding or shove it up your or someones ass, then to replace pudding with shit, poo, crap, donkey brownies or fuck rubbish.

i packed the pudding last night

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

MEAT-PACKER

A Meat-Packer is a young Brazilian boy named Caio.

Caio was called a Meat-Packer after getting caught in Brandons taint hole.

by MeatBoyufgdfs April 21, 2018

Shit packer.

Jeff on alt.battlestar-galactica.

There goes that shit packer pooper chuter Jeff on a rant. He's set himself up for a fall again!

by Wanna e March 22, 2004