These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.
by secretslut October 17, 2013

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack
The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.
That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.
PCP is a hell of a drug
That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.
PCP is a hell of a drug
by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.
Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart
looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart
looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
