The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024
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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
by MCB95 May 06, 2016
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a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 02, 2024
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Homosexuality

Homosexuality is LGTBQ+
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homosexuality.

nmlnm?!?!? wuh-luh-wuh?!?!? :0
"Ticci Toby is literally just homosexuality. in a traumatized teen boy with no dad"
by UrglesR_Annoying >:( November 12, 2024
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Homosexuality

He stated he was homosexual and came out of the closet. Homosexuality is the sexual attraction to the same gender
by sdljnv; July 13, 2023
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