Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Northern Ireland

the best wee country ever.
Bonfires then bands the next day is the best part of our year. Prods and catholics. Uppa shankill. Prod squad 😍 wee emos in Belfast in a alleyway. Our wee loyalist country. Yeoooooo

Northern Ireland is the best wee country. Yeoooo

by ellieio067 January 26, 2022

Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North

(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole

by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020

Northern Icehole

When a male and female are out ice fishing both people have to take a piss the women squats over the Icehole to piss and the male aims to piss in-between her legs. "It's ohk if things get a little messy"

My man and I had to piss so we figured the northern Icehole would work best

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers

how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?

by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

Northern Fritjof

To north your fritjof in a way that transforms his body into a jelly-like substance.

Northern Fritjof
"So, where's the army?"
Jarnik looked up from where he was leaning against a wagon. The man was a giant of a human, with thick, red hair that hung around his head and shoulders like a mane. His face was craggy, weathered, and a scar ran along his right cheek. But what stood out most about him were his eyes.

by Fritjof#1fan October 20, 2024