Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019

Noah

The best person ever. He is awesome and kind. He is a girl taker.

Noah is awesome

by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019

Noah

One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?

Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?

Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.

Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!

by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019

Noah

It is a little pussy ass nigga

Hey shorty “Noah”

by Yo ugly man October 21, 2019

Noah

PP small small

Noah my friend has a noah

by Wafflehouseaturservice October 22, 2019

Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb

Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed

by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019

Noah

Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer

Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah

by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019