nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.

Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!

by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006

Power noise

Fast-paced, bass driven electronic orchestration of static, noise, interference and samples of sounds.

-What's the difference between power noise and techno hardcore again?

-More bass, less treble.

by Tired Goth January 3, 2009

Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.

"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"

by GoatNoise September 18, 2009

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.

So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(

by Sithspitz November 8, 2011

nausea

A nasty feeling that usually leads to vomiting. This feeling sends an unusual taste through the mouth causing it to water and results in a look of disgust.

I feel so nauseated that I think I'm going to vomit !

by *waterlover* March 4, 2009

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon January 4, 2009