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Karen

Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids

Is president of the PTA

She will talk to your manager

Wears acrylics 27/7

Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.

Gives kids raisins on halloween...

Is extremely religious

An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.

She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper

She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
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Karen

a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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A middle age woman who does not respect the drip she has a really short bob and is a total bitch
Always wants the manager and kids
Karen-caml down

Me-leave my car Karen

Karen-DON'T CALL ME KAREN CALL BY NAME!!
by Brooklyn 💋 June 22, 2020
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karenize

To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.

karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question

karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?

Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.

Response: So, is the order going to ship?

No.

Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010
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Karen

Karen is a person who pretends to be for social justice, while screwing people over.

Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
God dammit, Karen...leave that guy alone...hes not into you.
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
by whykaren July 11, 2018
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A very sensitive person with a kind heart and sometimes very jealous person and a great person and fun to hang out with
Karen!!!!
by X....melody...x October 19, 2019
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karen

a bitch that will take the kids, thinks they are the best ever and is a cunty ass
wtf, is that a karen i see over there!
by momolologaming01 April 23, 2019
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