myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!

by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009

Myspace

mostly a place you go to get bored.

When no one is ever online in Myspace..

by A.Wangster July 6, 2008

myspace

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!

predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!

by thatsjank! May 4, 2009

myspace

The ultimate Pedo bear site.

Did you meet that pedo on myspace?

by Hauntingly Delicious April 4, 2009

myspace

A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.

Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*

by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008

MySpaceable

Videos or pics publishable on myspace and suitable for the general public (i.e. spouses, friends, family, children, acquaintances, etc.) to view without detriment to subjects of the material posted.

Dude, those pics of me at the strip-club are not myspaceable.

by beorotten April 1, 2008