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6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it!
You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good!!!
Think about it!
ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing
by man with a hawk December 8, 2007
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A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.
Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008
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MySpaceable

Videos or pics publishable on myspace and suitable for the general public (i.e. spouses, friends, family, children, acquaintances, etc.) to view without detriment to subjects of the material posted.
Dude, those pics of me at the strip-club are not myspaceable.
by beorotten April 1, 2008
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A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.
person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
by aprilsays April 1, 2009
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A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.
"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"
by erereric June 2, 2008
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myspace= waste of time but totally addicting!
its like a drug
omg dude i got on myspace yesterday and once i was on i couldnt get off......

i just snorted some myspace

man am i addicted
by *myspaceaddict* June 22, 2008
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Myspace

mostly a place you go to get bored.
When no one is ever online in Myspace..
by A.Wangster July 6, 2008
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