Myspace

A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!

Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?

by RandomDictionarySurfer July 12, 2009

Myspace

Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.

Principal: Do you have a Myspace?

Student: Yes, sir.

Principal: REALLY!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO!!!!

by Bubs McKenzie May 04, 2009

MySpace

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspacing

having no life; referring to the site myspace.com created by the one and only TOM; causing pain and misery to everyone else; snooping.

I am myspacing SHANNY'S page to see whory pictures of her.

by CaRULERille September 19, 2006

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009

MySpace

A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking

MYSPACE gals may look like the following;

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg

"Heyy!"
"Heyy! Check out my MySpace! I have 150 friends!"
"Pshh, rather not get the side affects.

by anonymous gal/guy of the world March 15, 2009

Myspace

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"

by erereric June 02, 2008