myspace

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!
predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!
by thatsjank! May 05, 2009
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MySpace isn't a place for pedophiles, child predators and molesters! It's a plac for friends!
Daniella: ewww some 40 year old fag keeps on trying to add me on myspace so he can jack off to my pictures
by 71421 July 14, 2008
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a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER
Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important

GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike

Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e

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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!

by who

i DONT KNOW!!!

wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!

yay!!!
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A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.
Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"
by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009
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*_* A ONLINE COMUNITY OF PEOPLE GIVING INFORMATION ABOUT THEMSELVES TO MEET UP AND KEEP FRIENDS WITH FRIENDS.
ON MYSPACE YOU CAN IM. OR YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES TO ANY PART OF THE WORLD.
by BEOBVO February 19, 2010
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A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.
Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
by dangyoufugly April 19, 2008
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A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.
Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!
by whyhellothere11 November 03, 2009
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