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Myspace

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.
"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"
by erereric June 2, 2008
mugGet the Myspacemug.

Myspace

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-
only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....
by who craig? November 28, 2009
mugGet the Myspacemug.

myspace

6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it!
You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good!!!
Think about it!
ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing
by man with a hawk December 8, 2007
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpaceable

Videos or pics publishable on myspace and suitable for the general public (i.e. spouses, friends, family, children, acquaintances, etc.) to view without detriment to subjects of the material posted.
Dude, those pics of me at the strip-club are not myspaceable.
by beorotten April 1, 2008
mugGet the MySpaceablemug.

MySpace

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.
Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!
by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.
Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!
by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.
Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

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