syed muhammad haider zaidi

he is cool and funny and also hot he likes lots of girls and gets them on dick he is very funny and his best friends name is "sexoffenders" he also has a big dick and he is funny

syed muhammad haider zaidi is funny

by abdualuhabzza April 13, 2022

Ajdin Muharemović

A wanted criminal and at 13 his criminal record is:
assault
Not complyng with police
Drug abuse (2 charges)
(He does not realise he ruined his life and will not be able to get a job)

Ur a criminal like Ajdin Muharemović

by Ermin Mlivić August 28, 2022

Filthy Muhammed

When you bang a virgin so good that she gets 72 of her virgin friends to hit you up

Dude I hit it so hard with Vanessa I did a filthy Muhammed. 72 of her friends hit me up

by Rsand January 26, 2025

do you know Muhammed

A point of reference in a "Game". Where he answer can't be one of the same .. When player 1 answers if they "know" "no" or "don't know".

Do you know Muhammed? I do "know" Muhammed. I "no" Muhammed. Or they "know" him.

by Mr. Chris September 5, 2023

The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025