Moron

Joe Biden

The definition of a moron is Joe Biden.

by Someone sick of people’s bs October 22, 2020

Moron

A general term used by a geek to degrade other people in society who have no idea what they are talking about. They often take joy in insulting the nerds and geeks. I should know. I'm a geek. ;)

Geek: You are such a moron, i can't believe you dont know what a processor is.
Moron: look at that stupid geek, he thinks he's so smart with his big words.

by cybernetics April 17, 2005

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

mormon stall

1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.

2. A great excuse for being late.

Boss: "John why are you late for work?"

John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."

Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

Mormon Make Out

The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church pressing one another's cheeks together and begin moving their tongues against the insides of their own cheek. Creating the effect of making out with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.

Girl 1: Me and John totally made out!
Girl 2: You didn't touch tongues did you?
Girl 1: No, we did the Mormon Make Out, but it was totally like the real thing!

by hobosentual February 17, 2013

moron

Someone who looks up sex in the Urban Dictionary

"What kind of moron are you looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary" - Definition of sex in Urban Dictionary

by weirdyrandommetal1977 September 11, 2014

Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016