The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024

Louisiana Stack

The sexual game of stacking 2 or more fat women on top of eachother, then slipping your penis in to each one in sequence until you cum. The recipiant of your seed is the winner.

Man 1: Dude, which one of the 2 hefferlumps did you fuck last night?

Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.

by Bigkevsta June 3, 2017

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Leesville Louisiana

A town full of tweakers, only the greatest place in the world to be, if you love methamphetamine or love to steal shit while your on methamphetamine

I go to Leesville Louisiana only when I need to buy more methamphetamine!!

by Crackheads anonymous November 7, 2022

Louisiana Hotrod

The result of a heated clothes hanger, being deliberately inserted into ones rectum. Spices are added to enhance sensation.

“She gave me a Louisiana Hotrod last night.”

by Jay Myles January 13, 2019

louisiana bushwacker

The act of flossing ones teeth on the pubic hair of a fat cooch while eating it

I gave that fat girl last night a louisiana bushwacker

by Levister January 14, 2023

Louisiana Sae Special

The Louisiana Sae Special includes having numerous sexual affairs with other people simultaneously, usually through online relationships.

"Did you hear that Tymothy got hit with the Louisiana Sae Special?"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025