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Liba fil Qalziet

by Jokniserous November 10, 2019

libraphobic

when you don't like libras (people born from september 23rd to october 23rd)

anna is libraphobic

by miriamtempia August 30, 2020

Liana

Liana got amazing curly hair so long that it can be used as a blanket. She has music taste so good she can get the aux in a car with the bois. She might seem intimidating at first but that’s just her overwhelming self-confidence; she’s actually incredibly sweet when she opens up to you. She is so sweet that she isn’t the type that wants her dinner paid for. Rather, she will try to pay for you. She is very smooth and always compliments back so you gotta act the same. She is also very freaky but it is mostly for fun, until she actually does throw you down because she’s super athletic. Dudes always want her for one thing— that HOURGLASS of a body, I mean you can literally see it from the front— but this fact was put at the end to show that there are many other amazing things about Liana that are impossible to miss.

Yo did you hear Nour pulled Liana?

No way! She rejects so many guys he must be lucky.

No he’s just different.

by NA ;) December 26, 2020

libfash

Fascism as enforced by mainstream (especially U.S., and especially white upper-class) liberalism. MLK gave a nice definition in his Letter from a Birmingham Jail, where he wrote:

"I must confess that over the past few years I
have been gravely disappointed with the
white moderate. I have almost reached the
regrettable conclusion that the Negro's
great stumbling block in his stride toward
freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler
or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white
moderate, who is more devoted to 'order'
than to justice; who prefers a negative peace
which is the absence of tension to a positive
peace which is the presence of justice ..."

His "white moderate" of the time is today's white liberal, of whom most are pro-war, pro-imperialism, and pro-enforced class disparity.

"AOC and 'The Squad' are such a joke, they just voted unanimously to approve more funding for the Ukraine proxy war with Russia and NATO expansionism."

"Yeah they're just hypocritical libfash."

by Libfash Defined May 14, 2022

Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003