When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.
by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014
Get the lazy laundrymug. When you want to have sexual intercourse, but you are too tired for any foreplay or any unnecessary movement.
by Jaybay1312 December 24, 2014
Get the Lazy Doodlemug. by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015
Get the Lazy pandamug. When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
by Jeropotato May 12, 2016
Get the lazy swayzemug. 
Another term for low sperm count.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
Get the lazy swimmersmug. This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!
Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.
by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016
Get the Lazy Draculamug.