lazy swayze

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.

by Jeropotato May 12, 2016

Lazy Harry

A very, VERY lazy person

'You are such a lazy harry'

by Stickam lol October 23, 2008

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016

Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

lazy laundry

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022