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trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023
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Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.
by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017
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lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.
by Wocky July 25, 2017
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.
That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.
by brophet October 16, 2018
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Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)
We're seeing a blood lawn today
by Connor rim December 19, 2018
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