A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
Get the turd knobmug. A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.
by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021
Get the Knob-wobblermug. by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021
Get the Knob cheesemug. by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019
Get the knob schlobermug. by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013
Get the knob cakemug. An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 10, 2023
Get the Bork-Knobmug. Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.
Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend
by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
Get the Cheesy Knobmug.