Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020

Bork-Knob

An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”

Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*

by Peensucker August 10, 2023

knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

Cheesy Knob

Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.

Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend

by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019

Slug knobbing

Continuing intercourse with you girl after ejaculating and your penis going flaccid.

Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.

Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.

by helldarwinsfear April 3, 2017

knob rocket

Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.

Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)

by Christback2 May 14, 2014

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022