R. Kelly

a rapper who patrols highschool camPISSes looking for under aged girls. take them back to his house, knocks them up and pisses on them

i really want to r. kelly that girl up

by breakfast in america June 1, 2006

kinky kelly

A donkey used for sexual pleasure

alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom

by tristox+joshox January 31, 2007

Bishop Kelley

school in Tulsa with gorgeous people

"She's pretty..I bet she went to Kelley"

by Discontented Cascia class of 07 April 28, 2005

R Kelly

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

Hellen Keller

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.

Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.

by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017

John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005