junk comb

The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair.

I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give her auburn locks the junk comb.

by clabarge November 16, 2007

man junk

derogatory of a mans genitals.Specifically an old man whos genitals are of little use.

"why is that old queer wearing those little shorts that let his Man Junk hang out when he sits down"

by pseudonym September 18, 2004

junk drive

a portable memory card full of useless stuff or secret stuff

man 1: do you have a copy of those nude pictures of your ex?
man 2: yeah, i hid them on my junk drive

by iamchaz May 11, 2011

jungle junk

jungle junk a word for hard core rappers like lil john is jungle junk and snoop dogg and mike jones or ne rapper from africa

Hey boy turn off that jungle junk.

by wesley June 17, 2006

trunk in the junk

A large genital package.

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.

by B. Leonard December 30, 2005

church junk

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Junk food

A tasty lil treat you ain't exactly proud of. Good for a snack on the side, but definitely not a main dish. May be overweight, have bad skin, possess a funky or earthy aroma, may be dumber than a bag of hammers, a constant complainer, or low rent gold digger, and in most cases doesn't understand "why all men are assholes" You wouldn't brag about her to your boys, but junk food sure sounds good around 2 am. Junk food is likely to make you sick and is widely considered a poor life choice.

Skinny Pete: heard y'all was at the club the other night, bet that shit was poppin'!

Raekwon: Naw dawg, was nothing but junk food up in that mo-fucka, my boy Sweet pickles is at the clinic right now!

Skinny Pete: Damn son! Sweet pickles loves his junk food but is it really worth it?

by Mr beefy July 01, 2015