brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

Brown Bulb

Getting a brown bulb means getting a really shitty idea.

A- "Man let's get pizza from the place on the corner."
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"

by puppagandthefuriousfive April 30, 2010

brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

Musty Brown

A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?

Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"

Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"

by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013

Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.

Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017