bible humper

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

hummydummed

drinking urself into oblivion.

" Man i was so hummydummed last night i peed in my parents bedroom"

by bob24 November 15, 2005

humpany

company for the purposes of humping

Sorry, I can't go out for drinks, I'm expecting humpany later.

by dixiecup January 22, 2009

Humpernugget

A short stout horny little man.

Thats a horny little humpernugget!

by LaDeeDah95 June 24, 2009

humpfort

The act of engaging in intercourse with someone who has recently been divorced/widowed/broken up. A combination of rebound and one night stand, the ideal time window for humpfort is anywhere from the day after to a week after, when he/she is still emotional, and possibly going through sex withdrawal. The emotion clouds the mind, while the withdrawal cravings gives them drive; this combination means an easy score for practitioners of humpfort. If performed correctly, humpfort has all of the benefits of both rebounds and one night stands without the consequences. And if anything does go wrong, just blame the person you just slept with.

Jake: "Hans, you bastard, you slept with my ex -- not even an hour after we broke up!"
Hans: "Bra, ease up. It was humpfort, she totally was like all up on me before I could do anything. She's a whore, a complete scumbag and all the problems of the world can be blamed on her. Good thing you broke up with her."
Jake: "True that, Hans. Let's go listen to some generic rap-rock music in our rice burners."

by MegaUltraChicken December 7, 2009

Humpbot

A term based on the now viral video of a small articulated robot simulating copulation with various objects, electronic and non-electronic. Accompanied by a Mr. Bungle soundtrack, the video is meant to inspire a feeling of near-orgasmic triumphalism.

Aye, this fine day calls for the Humpbot video! Google it!

by Bilko_83 September 29, 2010

hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).

Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.

by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012