Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 15, 2024
Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
by Christmas hot dog January 01, 2017
by Slithering tony July 17, 2020
by shittdickpromo August 22, 2022
Hey! Give me the hot dog!
by Hawt sawce mi d00d May 13, 2017
by KirbyCat5723 July 24, 2024
A dick trick. A man pulls his penis through his legs, in between his butt cheeks, and through the top of the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog, with more meat than bun. Those who have mastered the hot dog in the bun touch their lower back with ease.
The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.
The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.
Don't try this at home.
The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.
The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.
Don't try this at home.
Oh my god he did the hot dog in the bun, he's touching his lower back.
Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off
Your cock is like stretch armstrong.
Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker
Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off
Your cock is like stretch armstrong.
Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker
by Hans n Frans PA February 17, 2017