hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011

hobo lung

Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.

Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.

"Dude why you coughing so much? you sick?"

"No, just got a bit of the Hobo lung, cough, cough."

by Old Leather Hands April 18, 2019

Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.

"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012

Hobo luv

an expression used to greet a friend or an exclamation of joy

when im driving around my hood and see a friend I yell hobo luv and they say it back.

by i am THE ORIGINAL HOBO. November 21, 2010

hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.

your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...

by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013