a real piece of shit. If you have the unlucky encounter with a griffin do yourself a favor and commit sepukku. Griffin is an all around horrible guy and is constantly mean to everyone surrounding him.
me: This guy I met at cmc has a real pee pee poo poo kind of vibe about him...
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
by Very Big Iron April 21, 2019

by Slxpey January 18, 2022

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

A gay fagatorial cunt. Don't leave your dad in a room with him or your parents marriage is gone. He will fuck any male creature as he is essentially the god of gay niggas. He will lick your toes and shit into your mum's pussy (The shitting pussy sex move is a one in a lifetime occurrence that griffin makes). Other than when he's raping you in small child size car he's being a pedo in the small town of somewhere that I do not muvafuckin no niggi niggi nigga.
by Bigtitlova July 2, 2020

by Marktroy December 16, 2023

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

by fradern June 26, 2021
