Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Get long

Slang for getting drunk.

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

Get Yoinked

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

getting dilled

When a guy receives double penetration from two women wearing strap-ons.

Guy 1: Did you see those girls that Dan went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!

by dirty_bronson December 5, 2010