Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Get long

Slang for getting drunk.

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

get trunk

"trump drunk" the quality of being so inebriated that a DJT presidency seems like a reasonable option to go home with.

alternatively, being so plastered that you stay up til 3am posting to social media about perceived sleights, no matter how trivial.

"What are your goals for the New Year?"
"To get trunk every day"

by Alec N Diaz January 7, 2017

Get Deleted

A family friendly way to tell someone to kill themselves

Guy-"you're fat"

Guy2-"go Get Deleted"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.

Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...

by PolishDom November 4, 2020

Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.

Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020