yard fudge

Those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal's droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.

Me: Hey bro, why are you walkin' funny?
You: Damn it, I just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!

He: Gimme a little kiss, baby!
She: No way, your breath smells like yard fudge!

by DoomShadow July 10, 2010

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

Fudge Packer

A requirement to be on the NFL team the Green Gay Packers.

Sorry Sir you have to be a fudge packer to play on this team.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 14, 2006

fudge-nipples

a word used to substitute the work fuck with

oh fudge-nipples that was my toenail

by M.C. Knowles August 3, 2005

fudge balls

When your scrotum hangs down below average and is able to be stuffed up the anus.

Guy1: Do you have fudge balls?
Guy2: Not yet man, they are still growing...

by LolInMyPants June 1, 2010

Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.

"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".

by nicholas matthews April 28, 2010

fudge cunt

Describes the cunt of a woman who has been fucked in the ass, decides its uncomfortable and like a total bitch, makes the guy switch to regular intercourse before he can finish, thus his poop dick in her vagina = FUDGE CUNT.

...so half way through she made me switch back. Oh well, jokes on her, shes fudge cunted now. theres no way her pink taco's gunna smell normal for at least a few days.

by Mumbar Bunjavai October 29, 2007