flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

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floppiness

Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.

Alex: "Where's Bob gone?"
Tim: "Oh he's lying on the pavement, he suffers from floppiness"

by creatives4 April 24, 2014

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flapping larb

Term used to describe someone stupid in a less harsh manner

You are such a flapping larb

by Fartingcarb April 12, 2016

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flipping sand

Action. When one jerks off while others and sleeping and flings the cum onto others.

Goddammit Jeff was flipping sand last night.

by Team Puma November 12, 2016

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Flipping pussy

The act "flipping" the sexuality of a person who has a pussy by having sexual intercourse

Examples: A lesbian hooking up with a straight girl, or a straight guy hooking up with a lesbian

"I had sex with Samantha last night"
"Isn't she a lesbian?"
"I guess you could say I'm pretty good at flipping pussy"

"I had sex with Olivia last night"
"Isn't she straight?"
"I guess you could say I'm pretty good at flipping pussy"

Other uses:
"If you want to get with her, you need to flip her pussy"

"I thought I was a lesbian, but I think he flipped my pussy"

"I'm straight, but I would love her to flip my pussy"

by Franklin Mathews May 10, 2017

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