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Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022
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Fanny flutters

Fanny Flutters

The uncontrollable muscular contractions and spasms that woman get in the vagina after having rigorous sex the night before.

And on recollecting the evening involuntarily contract.
I was getting fanny flutters day, thinking about what you did to me last night.
by Lisyloopoo April 11, 2022
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
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Gossip Flirter

A person who can't flirt with somebody he/she likes because the person will get anxious being gossiped about it.

Commonly used with people with autism, anxiety,...
I think he likes me but i think he is a gossip flirter because he still didn't flirt with me
by Yumi Ishiyama November 11, 2022
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Turbo Flutter

so if u have a car and have some goofy ahh turbo u know what this is for the ones that dont know its car part make alot of goofy horsepower. it goes stutututututu or psttttttttttt
ur smoll turbo make smol no stututututu only psttttttttt cuz it a weak ass turbo
ur big ass turbo will make big stututututututututututututututututututututu cuz it big ass
car: *turbo flutter* stututututu
sus carguy: wahoo
by FlutterCarzTik February 6, 2023
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tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.
What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"
by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023
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Jamie Flatters

Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?

Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
by ~jamieswh0r3 May 19, 2023
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