Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
Get the Horse-Cock Egomug. An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
Get the ego bastardmug. When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma
by suffer1 December 31, 2022
Get the Function Egomug. This is the term to describe something similar to an echo chamber, except this is when people do not even listen to agreements or support from others on topics they believe in. These people only listens to their own support of themselves and that way, no disputing can occur at all.
Brad knew that his political views were not shared by many and he believed that he was not wrong in any way. Instead of reading or learning on other opinions or even similarly, supportive opinions, Brad firmly remained in his Ego Chamber like the terrified moron that he is. What a bitch.
by von groovy March 23, 2025
Get the Ego Chambermug. A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.
Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?
Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?
Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"
Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"
Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?
Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"
Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"
by smiling goose June 21, 2010
Get the ego-terroristmug. ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
by tio17 June 7, 2025
Get the ego-ventingmug. A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 11, 2025
Get the Egomug.