Call Of Duty 4 

The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.

Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.

COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.


Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?

COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.

Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.

Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.

Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.

Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.

Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.

Call Of Duty 4 by Lol rofl March 26, 2009

Heavy Duty Equipment 

Heavy Duty Equipment has two meanings:

1. the actual equipment used on farms, in warehouses, factories etc. that requires special training to use. This type of equipment should not be used under the influence of drugs or alcohol as it is dangerous.

2. a subtle reference to a man's penis size. In this case, it is suggesting that the man's cock is ENORMOUS and may hurt the female while penetrating during sex. Unlike the first meaning, it can be used under the influence of drugs and alcohol and sometimes produces better results.

Hannah: So how was he?
Stephanie: Well let's say he has some heavy duty equipment that I couldn't handle. I need an ice pack for my vag.

Heavy Duty Equipment by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011

Fidouchiary Duty 

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness

a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.

Fidouchiary Duty by DMoSlice February 29, 2012

ball duty

having to hold up a man's balls while he poops or any other circumstance

Jerry: Man I got stuck on ball duty with dad last night.
Tim: Wow that really sucks.
Jerry: Yeah but at least I didn't have to wipe him this time.

ball duty by LalebCong July 31, 2016

Dada Duty 

Another synonym for Gary Baba Booey Dell’Abate, in reference to his breath.

Baba Booey has Dada Duty breath.

Dada Duty by Patriotic Leftie April 19, 2021

Dome Duty

A person (usually a female) who is put to a certain task of giving oral sex to men who are in desperate need of a bust

“Hey Alec, which bitch is on dome duty tonight I’m a little horny”

Dome Duty by Bigballs42 September 2, 2022

The Call of Duty Cycle 

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

The Call of Duty Cycle by X3n0 April 26, 2013