dusty donkey

The act of an elderly male performing anal sex on a woman and simultaneously inserting his saggy (and/or wrinkly) ballsack into the woman's vagina.

Eddie totally gave Katie the dusty donkey last night.

by siduri71 January 7, 2010

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dusty wilson

When you've got some chick (or dude, depending on your preference) sucking your dick, then you tell them to hold on because you have to pee/left the oven on/phone is ringing/whatever, then you stick your spit-slathered dong in the vacuum bag and come back and cockslap them as hard as you possibly can. Originally named for Wilford Brimley, but "Dusty Wilson" had a better ring to it.

-Dude, my girl just broke up with me after I gave her a dusty wilson.
-Well what do you expect? That shit's gross.

by sir dixon dongs March 23, 2011

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Dusty Beaver

Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.

Yo! Did you hear about Dusty Beaver's new dew?...DUMB!!!

by JayBro4995 August 24, 2011

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dusty jimmy

while engaging in any sexual activity that requires a man to present his penis in the open on the beach; while it is out it gets all sandy and therefore, its a dusty jimmy

I was boning my chick on the beach last night, rolled around a bit, and ended up with a dusty jimmy!!

by ho fasho December 7, 2006

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Durty Gurty

when a guy is fucking a chick A in the ass from behing, while chick B eats out chick A from underneath, and then the guy pulls out of chick A super fast and she shits all over the face of chick B. thus making Chick B a `Durty Gurty`

hey steve how was your night?
it was great i had a three way with those two girls and made the blonde a durty gurty!

by bobandyrandy August 19, 2010

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