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Dodged a Bullet

When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.
It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.
by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021
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way of the Dodo

Something that is passe or is no longer seen or used.

(Coined by Jason Shotwell, as heard in "Superman III"
Video Arcades have gone the way of the Dodo.
by Chris O'Brien November 11, 2008
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Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.
Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.
by Book God April 15, 2015
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dodge

dodge... the only truck company to succesfully build the biggest piece of shit on the road. 50,000 miles is like armageddon for dodge drivers, say goodye to your transmission.
look at shanes piece of shit dodge, wat do you know the transmissions on the ground again.
by corey- gmc owner April 15, 2006
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dods

"Dude, wanna play dods?"
by Billy Dungey September 30, 2006
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dodge owner

Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.
Once I get off this short bus and learn to drive; I will be a dodge owner!
by Will1985 June 21, 2015
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doddy

The word used to describe someone that has a bent cock.
holy shit man you've got a doddy!
by Fred McDodd September 28, 2007
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