nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

Yanda Mak Deficiency

A disease where the body doesn’t function properly when Bayanda isn’t nearby. Symptoms include shaking of the leg, bad of appetite, height loss and stupidity. Often referred to as YMD.

Jeez I think I got Yanda Mak Deficiency!

by Steve McKenzie Blocks November 14, 2020

Delfie

"Dog Selfie." Similar to "Selfie." A term used to describe when a dog takes a picture of itself. Can also be used to describe when a human takes a picture with their dog.

"I can't believe it! Fido took a delfie today with my iPhone."

by Pete28 March 17, 2014

define

The definition of define. Defining something is like describing it.

The End™

Define define for me

Nope.

Piss off. :c

by Purpose Inc. 2 October 3, 2016

Define

To explain or to make sense of, or break down and fully understand a word.

I was told to define define and I didn't know how to define define because to define the word define I would have to use define in the definition which would not define define the way that I would want to define define.

by shimmerypinkyprincess September 22, 2019

Defimation

def·i·ma·tion

/ˌdefyˈmāSH(ə)n/

noun

Defimation: Conservative sexual fetish. Sexual arousal derived from calling someone a soyboy or libtard.

My defimation of that libtard was so satisfying I creamed bro.

by TILT1776 January 11, 2021

Chill deficient

The deficite of having any chill

Timmy: Doc, i cant seem stop posting very offencive dank ass memes, having fits of recklessness at the most inappropriate times and i lack a sense of maturity..

Doc: Timmy, please take a seat, your test results came in from the lab this morning. You are chill deficient. I would suggest joining a no chill anonymous group, if that doesnt seem to help youre going to need chill replacement therapy.

by MemsRa February 14, 2017