David

A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long

Look at David, I want to fuck him

by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

David

That one gay guy who's got that flow

DAVID PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME AGAIN!

by TheBlowKing123 April 14, 2015

David

A man who is a warrior while tending to the farm. They usually fall hard when they are falling for someone and they usually fail because of a lack in judgement on the woman's part. He is not a pressuring person but he is persistent and would give up anything for his partner whether they be male or female. David's tend to go both ways. They are a bit large but have a gentle teddy bear personality. They are protecting and a bit nerdy. They fall for gorgeous girls like a Tiara, because of her beauty yet slight lack of brains. They fall for thick, African american chicks more than anything because of their love for the culture. teddy bear cuddly

John: Who's that guy lifting 233 lbs over there?
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.

muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs

by futureteller January 10, 2013

David

A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.

Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.

Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.

by Batlander April 18, 2008

David

Someone you think is great but is actually just A punk ass bitch.

Damn that punk over there is being such a David

by Floopinscoopin June 1, 2019

David

Stupid cunt as bitch

Oi David u bitch

by Gay lover.com May 16, 2018

David

David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.

“He used to be so great but now he’s turning into a David!”

by UnknownWriter123 May 12, 2018